Peace, Love and Sarcasm
calm your tits epsom salts
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Life's got you wound tighter than a drum? Our Calm Your Tits Epsom Salts are here to talk you down from the ledge—one luxurious soak at a time. Packed with magnesium to ease those stress knots you've been collecting like Pokemon, these salts transform your bathtub into a judgment-free zone where nobody expects you to have it all together. Drop in, zone out, and let your nervous system finally catch a break. Your peace of mind called—it's ready for a reunion.
Directions for use: Pour your favourite beverage and lock the bathroom door. Run bath and sprinkle a handful of salts under the running water. Enjoy!
* Tangerine scent
* Phthalate free and paraben free
* 300 g / 10.6 oz
* Made in Canada